Quotable Olympics

Categories: Olympics

Olympic ringsJust like past years I’m “watching” the Olympics with Amanda (The Book Guardian). She’s three hours ahead of us so we don’t give each other spoilers but we’re still able to text back and forth about it and it’s a lot of fun. We mainly make fun of the commentators who can’t seem to let a moment pass without saying something so they often say really weird things.

While Iddo was around for the last Olympics, the winter games in Sochi, she has no memory of it (which might be good considering I tried showing her what figure skating is by skating around our living room). So this is basically her first Olympics. She’s fine with letting a moment pass without saying something, but because of her understanding of the world, in particular sports, she’s also saying some really weird things.

She and Shimri are both loving dancing around to all the music. Shimri loves to clap whenever she hears anyone clap too. Shimei tried to do a vault off the couch Sunday night but it ended up being a belly flop onto the floor. Iddo has said she wants to swim at the Olympics. But she doesn’t want to get her eyes wet so we’re looking at other sports she might be interested in. Rowing is catching her attention because it’s water (she loves water), they aren’t getting their eyes wet, and they have big shovels.

Here are the quotes of the games so far:

From the Opening Ceremonies

  • “This represents São Paulo, which is the largest city in Brazil. Rio is second. And if you’re watching this in America, which all of you are, we have a story coming up which will make you think twice.” The coming story had nothing to do with the size of the cities.
  • They described Brasilians as “cultural cannibals.” Here in the US we describe ourselves as a melting pot, which is a more appetizing way to describe it. Not sure why they went with the unappetizing cannibals for Brasil.
  • We like the title for the president of Gambia – His Excellency Sheik Professor Doctor President
  • Roughly every two years I wish the US had a more interesting national dress.

The Events

  • Iddo watching rugby – “They’re all falling down.” “They’re all trying to hold each other.”
  • Commentator during the men’s road cycling race – “If you’ve got a seat belt at home we’d suggest you put it on.”
  • Commentator during women’s individual 4×100 individual medley swimming – “That’s a beautiful back stroke. You could put a cup of water on her forehead and it would not spill” How would you know?
  • Iddo during the women’s individual 4×100 individual medley swimming – “Mom, they’re jumping in the water.” “That’s the breast stroke,” I told her, “It’s the hardest stroke.” “It’s the funny stroke.”
  • Iddo decided she’d like to do men’s gymnastics when she gets big, particularly the pommel horse.
  • Commentator on women’s synchronized diving – “The Chinese are deep in diving.”
  • Does anyone know why the swimmers wear big winter coats when they come out to the pool? Is the pool area really that cold?
  • Hickies are supposed to help the athletes?
  • Boomer Phelps has a cool personalized Tula.
  • And the Chinese male swimmers are swimming in neon pink swim suits because…?
  • Iddo wanted to know which of the water polo players was being bad that required them to have a time out.
  • They’re playing the Imperial March at the fencing. I’m not sure if I should smile or roll my eyes.
  • Iddo thinks the fencers are being bad because they are hitting and poking. I’m not sure how to explain that it’s okay for them to hit and poke but she still can’t hit or poke her brother and sister.

There will definitely be more to come. Because both the commentators and Iddo just can’t help themselves.

An Olympic Menu

Categories: Food, Olympics

Olympic ringsThe Olympics start tomorrow. In Rio! Ah, Brasil. O país do meu coração. We’re going to be watching a lot of Olympics and I’m going to try real hard to not be annoyed at the American announcers mispronouncing all the Portuguese words. I’m crossing my fingers they’ve been practicing.

To celebrate we’re going to be having some special themed dinners over the next two weeks.

A true brasileiraFor the Opening Ceremonies we’ll be eating black beans and rice with collard greens. This was the smell of every afternoon. It was what I ate practically every day for lunch and what I missed on the days we were served something else. Which surprised a lot of people, including me, because I didn’t like beans before I left. It’s now what we eat practically monthly at home for dinner and I freeze the leftovers in ice cube trays and our kids eat it almost daily for lunch. I’m raising some good brasileiros.

Brazilian Black Beans & Rice with Collard Greens

Beans
Ingredients
– 3 cups black beans
– diced onion
– diced garlic
– olive oil
– water
– bay leaves

Directions
1. Wash and rinse the beans and leave them to soak for half a day or so. I start ours just before getting lunch ready.
2. Dice the onion and garlic. Heat a few tablespoons of olive oil in the pressure cooker and cook the onion and garlic till the onion is translucent. The olive oil is going to be what keeps the beans from making your pressure cooker explode. That’s a good thing.
3. Add the soaked beans and approximately 8-9 cups water total.
4. Put in a couple of bay leaves. You can add sausage if you want as well.
5. Bring to pressure for 3-6 minutes and then take it off the heat and let it release on its own. Or have it at pressure for 5-9 and do a quick-release.

Collard Greens
Ingredients
– collard greens, washed
– olive oil
– diced onion
– diced garlic
– lemon and/or lime juice
– cilantro

Directions
1. Bundle the collard greens, roll them up, and slice them into thin strips.
2. Heat the olive oil in a pan and cook the onion and garlic. Add the collard greens and cook till they are soft. Add a bit of water and cover to keep them warm.
3. Mix about 1/4 cup citrus juice, cilantro, and more garlic and drizzle over the collard greens.

Rice
– Cook the rice however you want.

To serve put the beans on the rice and top with collard greens. Sliced/diced tomato and orange slices go well with the plate.

Next week we’re going to have hotdogs like the kind I ate from street vendors (see description here). There’s a reason that despite walking everywhere, all day long, on my mission in Brazil, I still gained about 40 pounds. The only time I’ve ever weighed more than I did while I was on my mission was in the third trimester of Shimri’s and Shimei’s pregnancy.

We’re going to have an Olympic Rings dip night. Not sure on the details of this one yet but it will probably be a ranch dip with blue food coloring, guacamole, salsa, and then a black dip (or chocolate) and a yellow dip to be determined.

And for the Closing Ceremonies, because the next summer games are in Japan, I’m going to attempt to make vegetable sushi rolls for only the second time in my life.

Let the games begin!

Definitely not 29

Categories: Family, Happy Things, Life

Family Portraits095I’m having a birthday this weekend. I love birthdays. I love that Iddo calls them happy birthdays. She’s been asking if I’ll have my friends help me with my happy birthday and says she’ll be four on her next happy birthday (she just turned 3 a month ago). But she knows we have to have my happy birthday, Brett’s happy birthday, and Shimri’s and Shimei’s happy birthdays before it’s her happy birthday again. That’s a lot of happy.

Many moons ago when I turned 29 I joked that it was my first 29th birthday. But a year later when I turned 30 I was more than glad to claim 30 and be done with being a twenty-something. The 30s are so much better than the 20s. My 30s have been amazing. They’ve had some crappy points too, of course. But life has been real good for me in my 30s.

So I’ll be celebrating the anniversary of my birth this weekend, not the anniversary of my 29th anniversary of my birth. And I know for a fact that it’ll be a very happy birthday too. I have a lot to be happy about right now.

Things to think about

Categories: Health, News, Science & Tech

NPR: Parents Can Help Reduce Pain And Anxiety From Vaccinations
I read this article the evening after taking Shimei in to get some blood work done where the phlebotomist complimented me on how calm I was while holding him and that it made it so much easier on her and him because of it. I hate to see my kids hurting. But I know they pick up on the slightest little mood change I have and I know the shot will be over so fast so I stay calm and sing in their ear and they’re over it before the band-aid is fully applied.

NPR: Overworked Americans Aren’t Taking The Vacation They’ve Earned
I was terrible at taking my vacation days when I was a school teacher because that involved finding a sub and writing lesson plans and then playing catch-up when I got back. I don’t think I had any vacation days when I worked while as a grad-student. And there aren’t exactly vacation days in my current job either (but I definitely make time to take care of myself). However Brett and I make sure we use all of his vacation days every year. And when we actually do leave the house for vacation and aren’t just hanging out at home we also do our best to disconnect not just from work but from social media as well. More people should be like us. 😉

Scientific American: New Dwarf Planet Found Far beyond Pluto
National Geographic: Why We Missed This Nearby Mini-Planet for So Long
More planets!! I want someone to redo the “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos?” thing to include all the dwarf planets that have been identified. Wait till they give this one a name though.

Scientific American: The Magic of “Untranslatable” Words
I’m not a linguist. But even before learning Portuguese I knew there weren’t enough words in English to describe the entire human condition. I really like that this guy is collecting feeling words from around the world. Maybe there’s a language that has words to help out Dave Matthews and Grover.

Road Trip Bag of Tricks

Categories: Featured, How To, Life

As we were preparing to spend 52 hours in the car last month I knew our biggest challenge would be keeping the kids happy while they were strapped down in their car seats that long. Turns out we have awesome kids and they mostly slept or just enjoyed the ride so we didn’t need to worry as much as we did. But we were prepared nonetheless.

For starters we arranged the car seats so Shimri and Shimei were rear-facing in the middle row and Iddo was sitting in the back row. I sat in the back with Iddo which meant I could see and reach everyone and had awesome leg room.

Entertaining himself.We left for the first, and longest leg of our trip, at bedtime. We got the kids ready for bed and then put them in the car instead of their beds. We stopped 4 hours later for gas. We stopped after another 4 hours for gas, breakfast, and to get the kids dressed. They went back to sleep and it wasn’t until we stopped for lunch 12 hours into our 13 hour drive that they all woke up. Brett listened to audio books to stay awake as he drove all night. We weren’t able to do the same trick for our next four legs (each about 6-7 hours long). But it worked great for the longest stretch and we’ll probably do it again.

For snacks and munchies we had vegetables, flat bread (because it’s less crumbs than rolls), homemade crackers (2 cups flour, 3 tbls olive oil, 3/4 cup water, bake at 450 degrees for 10-12 minutes) and our minimal trail mix of Cheerios and craisins. We love Munchie Mugs for kids to snack from because they don’t spill even if you turn them upside down and shake them. And the company has excellent customer service.

For Shimri and Shimei I grabbed our tote of toys and kept it at my feet to toss one in their lap to play with when they got bored or dropped whatever they were playing with before out of their chair. Shimei had a lot of fun entertaining himself with his wash cloth. He’d put it on his head and play peek-a-boo or shake his head till it fell off.

And then I went to Pinterest and got some ideas for activities to keep Iddo entertained. Thus my bag of tricks.

Random Giggles: Road Trip Bag of Tricks

We get the little plastic zipper bags from the dentist and they turned out to be the perfect size to keep supplies in. I made some quick cloth bags to keep thicker/bigger things in. And I had a binder with sheet protectors to keep bigger/thin things in. Then the whole set went into a free bag I got from my OB with Brett’s old Pac Man metal lap tray and it was my bag of tricks.

I pulled some Legos and had Iddo help me make stacks with them before we left and then colored the cards so she could make matching stacks while we were gone. She enjoyed making random stacks more than the matching. The page to make the cards can be downloaded here.

Big colorful beadsI found some super-sized beads and colorful beading strings at Jo-Anns. I grabbed some pipe cleaners and figured she could bend them or put beads on them or whatever she wanted to do.

Colored pencils (because they don’t melt or color on other things) and some half-sheet coloring pages were great. Since we were going to Yellowstone I printed coloring sheets that showed Old Faithful or animals we’d see on our trip. I also bought a pack of Crayola dry erase crayons and found a dry erase board at the dollar store. Coloring was a great activity.

We had Ikea finger puppets and a travel sized Magna Doodle. We had some animal Olliblocks to play with.

I bought some animal lacing cards at the dollar store but the cardboard didn’t hold up as well as the foam ones I made. I used our cookie cutters to put an impression on the foam and then cut it out and punched holes around them with a regular hole punch. She had a lot of fun with them.

Squigz are always a great toy. They stuck to the metal lap tray too.

We made a pair of binoculars with three toilet paper rolls and some duct tape and electrical tape so she could use them to look at things out the window. She has a small fleece marble maze. And I put together a scavenger hunt but we never pulled it out. She calls over-passes “unders” so that’s how I labeled them on the scavenger hunt. It’s better to be over-prepared than under.

We never once pulled out a screen of any kind for the kids. No movies. No shows. No digital games. Just the way we did it when we were kids. It helps that our kids slept so great in the car. But they’d miss too much if we were too quick to pull out screens for them. We’ll see how well our next trip goes.

Something to talk about

Categories: Education, Learn Something, News, Random

If you are looking for things to talk about around the water cooler or at dinner, here are a few options.

National Geographic – Is Iceland Really Green and Greenland Really Icy?
That whole Iceland/Greenland name thing so people wouldn’t attack either isn’t a factual thing. The truth is, as it generally is, much richer and more interesting. And the photo of the houses at the end is just gorgeous! I love the colors.

National Geographic – What a Toilet Shows About Life During the American Revolution
Fascinating! Pretty sure our toilet won’t help future archeologists learn a whole lot about us. But isn’t it great how much we can learn from these ones?

NPR – The People Vs. Coloring Books: The Verdict Is In
Iddo got some coloring books for her birthday and is in heaven. I myself love to color pre-drawn pictures. But I, and Iddo too, love to draw my own pictures as well. I recall last summer drawing pictures on our back wall using sidewalk chalk with Iddo. The scene had three suns, left, center, and right. They were all happy. I realized while drawing that for her that I almost always, probably 99% of the time, draw my sun on the left. I kind of liked the one in the center best and have tried to mix it up where the sun is ever since. When (not if, because I know it will happen) our kids come home from school with worksheets that have a coloring element I’ll encourage them to be creative with colors and use the lines as mere suggestions. 🙂

NPR – Personality Can Change Over A Lifetime, And Usually For The Better
One of my big beefs, and I have several, with personality tests is the requirement that you answer how you would have as a child in order to determine your “true” personality. Bull! I’ve known ever since people started giving me personality tests that my personality is not the same as it was when I was a child. I’m glad the science is finally catching up with what I’ve always just intuitively known.

And for a little bit of beauty, check out this lovely Rose is Rose comic strip – “To dance is to dream in motion.

Two More Turtle Quilts

Categories: Quilting/Sewing/Knitting/Crafting

The thing with twins is that you often have twice as many things to get ready for them but you don’t have twice the time. Which is why if it took me two months after Iddo was born to finish her turtle quilt, it isn’t surprising it took me just over 13 months to finish Shimri’s and Shimei’s turtle quilts. They did have mommy flannel blankets when they were born, so they haven’t been without a blanket. But their quilts are finally done. And I love them. I love that each of our kids’ quilts are unique but that there are elements in each that tie them together too.

The backgrounds and turtles are all from the same fabrics and they all have pinwheel blocks at the corners. The girls both have flying geese borders (Shimei’s is a piano key border) and their turtles face the same direction. The green and white fabrics on Shimri’s and Shimei’s quilts are the same. The bows on the girl turtles and the blue balloon on Shimei’s quilt are the fabrics from their coming-home-from-the-hospital outfits.

Iddo's turtle quilt
Shimri's turtle quilt Shimei's turtle quilt

And yes, per Brett’s request, those are Mario style mushrooms on Shimei’s quilt.

I hope they can always feel the love I put into these when they wrap up in them.