Speaking of drinking…

So, um, drunk people say funny things.

I was at Wal-Mart today to get one of my photos printed poster size to hang in my home. As I was leaving I overheard a rather scraggly man talking to a store employee.

Scraggly man: Where are the bad elves?
Store employee: Excuse me?
Scraggly man: Santa told me to get bad elves. Where can I buy bad elves?
Store employee: Um?
Scraggly man: Santa told me to come here and get bad elves. Where are the bad elves?

I have no idea if that poor man ever found his bad elves or not. One thing is sure, he has the wrong idea of Christmas “Spirit.”