Camels. It’s all about the camels

Four years ago when we were doing the Old Testament in Sunday School, I remember reading the story of Rebekah and how all she had to do was get water for some camels and she found her man.

And I thought – jeez, if only it was really that easy.

I just need to walk around with a water bucket and find a guy with some camels. None of this stupid dating stuff with the dumb games and all of that.

Just a bucket of water and some camels.

Then I realized that when it does happen, I’ll look back and it will have been that easy.

I mean, we don’t know how many other camels Rebekah got water for before it finally happened.

How many dorks and jerks and guys who didn’t know where they wanted to go with their camels or guys who weren’t sure what to do with a woman with a water bucket for their camels and guys who knew what they wanted to do with their camels, but it wasn’t journey across the desert.

So really, it all comes down to guys with camels and women with water buckets.

I should write a book about that.